Free to play
The Arcade
Six games built for the show. Play as Patrick or Big Daddy — and keep an episode running while you play, because every game has the full catalogue built into it.
Tennis
Keep the ball alive across the net. Real tennis scoring, deuce and all — and the longer the rally, the faster it gets.
How to playTap the court or press the spacebar to serve. Drag left and right, or use the ← → keys, to slide along the baseline. Hit with the edge of the racquet for sharper angles.
PMAC-Man
Clear the board without getting caught. Patrick collects tennis balls, Big Daddy collects footballs. Grab a whistle and chase them back.
How to playArrow keys, or the buttons under the board. Clear every ball without getting caught — grab a green whistle and you can chase them instead. Three lives.
BlackJack
Blackjack with Big Daddy dealing. Five hundred in chips, proper casino rules, and your peak is the score to beat.
How to playPick a chip, press Deal, then Hit, Stand, Double or Split. You start with $500, and your highest total is the score to beat.
Beat the Insider
Sports questions on a twelve second clock. Answer fast, build a streak, and try not to miss three.
How to playChoose your host, then tap one of the four answers before the clock runs out. Three wrong answers ends the run.
Clutch Kick
Set your power, set your aim, read the wind. Make it and you back up five yards. Three misses and you are done.
How to playTap once to set your power, tap again to set your aim, and watch the wind at the top. Make it and you back up five yards; three misses and you are done.
Buzzer Beater
The hoop will not sit still. Drag back, lead it, let go. A swish is worth three and a streak multiplies everything.
How to playDrag back from the ball and release, like a slingshot. The hoop keeps moving, so aim where it is going rather than where it is.
Every game runs in your browser — nothing to install, and they all work on a phone. Beat a score and you can send a friend a link with your number attached.